What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:31
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
No way
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do you get a girl to like you?
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
What makes cars from companies like Dacia or BYD appealing compared to Tesla, especially in Europe?
Still no good.
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
No go.
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Corey Conners withdraws from U.S. Open after injury striking camera cable - Awful Announcing
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
8 signs you're mentally stronger than 95% of people, according to psychology - VegOut
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...